Rumours Agogo - Celtic Da Weekly

It's transfer window time again - the most wonderful time of the year

Hello, good afternoon and welcome to the Celtic Da Weekly - your one stop shop for baseless transfer rumours and assorted lies. This week’s special “getting our business done early” edition is brought to you by wikipedia, youtube and a random name generator that I use for ghosting folk on Tinder. If you’re new here, think back to the glory days of the Rumour Mill, now imagine it two decades older, thirty pounds heavier, and so utterly tired of life that it couldn’t give a toss about anything anymore. That’s pretty much the vibe.

Before we go any further please remember that, when it comes to Celtic, “getting our business done early” means the manager has identified who he wants us to sign but Michael Nicholson has locked himself in his office and is refusing to come out to speak with the agents unless he gets Peter Lawwell back.

And a bag of cans.

But don’t let one man’s office-based strategic non-participation drain your spirits. Instead, let’s dive headfirst into the latest transfer whispers rattling around Parkhead. Are you ready to hear about more left wingers than they have in the RMT? (I’d have quipped “more left-wingers than Labour,” but frankly, there are more left-wingers in my living room these days. Little bit of politics there ladies and gentlemen, little bit of politics.)