Movies, Marble Staircases and Midget Pitch Invaders - Celtic Da Weekly

With added rumours and semi final success chat

Hello, good evening, and welcome to the Celtic Da Weekly. The only Celtic column bold enough to ask the real philosophical questions. If an infinite number of monkeys with an infinite number of typewriters and an infinite amount of time, could eventually produce the complete works of Shakespeare, then what do you get if you have one monkey, one typewriter and 45 minutes before attention deficiency kicks in and the monkey starts googling old pictures of Lubo? That’s right, this. Count yourself lucky.

Eh? Yeah you can google on a typewriter. Who says you can’t? Just slam all the keys at the same time while shouting “Lubo! GOALS! IBROX! SEXY! (no glasses)” and then just wait for the ghost of Clubcall and Ceefax to fax the results through in 3-5 working days. It worked in the 90s.

(Obviously you don’t have to include the word “sexy” in that search but we both know you haven’t searched for anything on google since 2003 without it. You thank God every day for the incognito mode and we both know it’s not because you’re “buying mum a present and you don’t want her to find out what it is.”

For clarity “No glasses” is just my thing. I’ve nothing against secretaries and librarians - I’m just tired of looking at images of Lubo pinging one in the top corner while working his way through the Dewey Decimal System.)

If that introduction doesn’t give you an idea of how much of a shambles this week’s edition is going to be then either you’re new here or you’ve clearly not been paying enough attention. I’ve been away all week and to be honest I’ve not got a scooby what’s been going on so this is going to be a lot of random comments in search of a punchline. Think of it like Celtic Da jazz - all the right notes, just not in the right order.

Before we get too far into the nonsense, a serious message. Film Producer and friend of the podcast, Peter Broughan is trying to put funding together to tell the story of the founding of our club. Watch the preview video by clicking on the picture below and read more about what he’s trying to do here.