Celtic Da Weekly - The Rangers Fans are Revolting

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Hello, good evening, and welcome to the Celtic Da Weekly. CDW is that magical weekly column where we take one or two bits of gossip, stretch it out into a sprawling 2,000 words of complete and utter nonsense, and somehow convince you it’s worth your time. Those brave enough to endure last week’s edition will confirm that just reading it is like taking a mental dive off a cliff—guaranteed to shrink your IQ by at least 7%. And yes, that’s a Celticunderground guarantee, folks.

It’s been a bit of a week. From the high of the 4-1 victory—which, let’s face it, was good fun when you look back on it really what with the one word post match answers from Kyogo and the one week long answers from Johnston —to the not-so-lows (seriously, calm down, you absolute maniac) of the 3-3 draw with Dundee, there’s really only been one thing on everyone’s lips: that "incredible" show of passion from the Union Bears in the 55th minute against St Johnstone. A team so shambolic they look like they are being coached by a female golfer. Huh? No, I dunno why I thought of that. Anyway, let’s just say it’s been an eventful week.