Celtic Da Weekly 20/09/24

It's great being a Celtic fan, isn't it Ted?

Hello, good morning and welcome to the Celtic Da Weekly. You wanna guess what me and Billy have been texting about? You’re tryna guess the password to my Google Drive? Mate, it’s much easier than that - one of the Union Bears told his girlfriend where they keep all the drums and she told the Celtic fan she’s seeing behind his back. It’s a right old scandal.

Yes, it’s another CDW. The Celtic fan column that’s badly in need of an editor, sometimes a translator, and probably someone completely different writing the thing now we come to think of it. If you’ve come for well considered and intelligent comment you’ve come to wrong place. If you are just want lots of works on your screen to convince your gaffer you’re working? Then sit yourself down. Lots of words we can do. We’re not called that Celtic dictionary for nothing. At least that’s what I think we are called. I know the first syllable is right anyway.

It’s been a week and half in the old timternet. The Green Brigade found the Union Bears toy drum kit and all their colouring pencils while they were celebrating a stunning victory against…, checks notes… Dundee United (genuinely had to look up Flash Scores to remind myself who it was they were rubbish against at the weekend there.)