Celtic Da Weekly 19/07/24

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Hello, good afternoon, and welcome to this week's edition of the Celtic Da Weekly. Yes, it should have been published this morning, but since you're using this Microsoft stuff as an excuse to sit and do nothing, we thought we might as well do the same. Instead of inventing fake rumours, we've just been sitting. Sitting and drinking. Sitting, drinking, and grappling with these new plastic bottle caps that stubbornly cling to the bottle like Rangers to our coat tails. Who came up with this idea? We've now got a red ring mark where the cap keeps scratching our nose. It wasn't like this in the eighties. Back in those days, the only risk to your nose was a crisp packet becoming glued to it.

Anyway, what a week, eh? You wait ages for a keeper, and then two come along at once. Who would have thought we'd be so pleased to sign an ex-Ayr United player and a Falkirk reject? Now, you know we aren't ones to blow our own trumpet ( due to the fact that we are short a couple of vertebrae, but enough of our adolescent hobbies), mainly because we've never got anything right. But what about that “finnished” comment last week? Did you catch it? Or did you just assume it was yet another typo due to our complete lack of effort in putting this together?

We amaze ourselves sometimes, we really do.