Celtic Da Weekly 15/08/24

Going all in on the old Sevco catnip this week

Hello, good morning, and welcome to the Celtic Da Weekly. I want you to stay 'til I'm in the grave, 'til I rot away, dead and buried, 'til I'm in the casket you carry. But sadly, it looks like the Rangers might die before the both of us. Yes, it’s another edition of CDW, and after last week’s Marks and Spencer spectacular — we really need to take a look at the comment section on these columns - how can it be that we offered a free subscription if you could predict the end of the season league table, but all anyone wanted to talk about was M&S jumpers? It’s worse than CQN circa 2003. At least they posted “Podium!” rather than “Blue Harbour, long-sleeved cotton polo, and New Yorker Chicken Flatties!” — we are back with what can only be described as the catnip for the discerning Celtic da.

Yes, it’s a Sevco special edition.

Excuse me while I adopt the voice of some random, interchangeable, northern '70s comedian when I say, “You can’t beat a bit of blue for the dads.”