Bazzaball, and the Battle Against Woke - Celtic Da Weeky

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Hello, good evening and welcome to the Celtic Da Weekly. The weekly column that hasn’t been weekly for a bit.

Sorry I’ve been a bit quiet—I’ve been busy defending Europe from the creeping menace of woke ideologies, and as you can imagine, that’s a full-time job. For starters, Europe is significantly bigger than I initially thought. You look at it on a map and think, “Aye, that’s manageable, I’ll be able to repel any of that old wokery shenanigans around here no bother” but when you’re actually out in the field, you realise there are a lot more countries, a lot more people, and, crucially, a lot more very pleasant cafés to sit in while pretending to strategise.